What Spammers Think of My Blog

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I saved this remark from the plebian comments section, because it was so beautiful I felt it deserved more attention. Look at what this wonderful spammer has to say about my blog:
I’m impressed, I must say. Really rarely do I encounter a blog that’s both educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. Your idea is outstanding; the issue is something that not enough people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy that I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this.
See? This blog is both "educative" and "entertaining"! My ideas are outstanding and much more intelligent than most blogs the spammer is spamming. And a spammer would know, right? After all, their bots visit so very many blogs, most of which don't hit the nail on the head at all.

There you have it. My blog is worth reading. You have it straight from the spammer's bot.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Wait. I think that spammer visited my blog, too. You mean I'm *not* educative and entertaining??

Drat.
12:08 PM
Kris said…
It goes to show that bots love you enough to make "educative" and "entertaining" material. I wish bots could visit me to say how "wonderful" my blog is.
1:40 PM
Sharper13x said…
Hilarious, Tara. Or to put it another way...

"I'm enjoying reading your review/story and will come back later."
1:40 PM
Tara Maya said…
Bots love me. I think I will have to add their fulsome compliments to my Reviews page.
3:04 PM
Unknown said…
I'm jealous. The only bot I got was incoherent. Your bot seems to have access to spell check. I feel so ... unloved.
3:10 PM
Tracy Falbe said…
Your insights on your lovely blog is raising the bars of thought provocation. This I know qualifies you with automation for a car loan at....
7:54 AM
Tara Maya said…
I've been looking back through my spam-net and realize there are many more jewels:

"You have got a way of writing compelling info that sparks significantly interest."

"Good write-up, I am normal visitor of one's website, maintain up the nice operate, and It is going to be a regular visitor for a lengthy time."

"I think that you should write more on this topic, it might not be a taboo subject but generally people are not enough to speak on such topics."

"Hi from Cannes, France - we are convinced that our French readers will love what you are doing here."


"As I web site possessor I believe the content matter here is rattling fantastic!"

And my favorite:

"I am glad there are blogs like this one that contribute to the interenet instead of spamming it."

Like you? Aw, that's sweet. Your fulsome praise and incomprehensible grammer has brightened my day with "sparks significantly interest"!
2:27 AM
Adam J Nicolai said…
Hahahaha, that is fantastic. Hey, look at it this way: at least your blog draws enough attention to get spammed. :P

I particularly love how it tries to act like it's being specific to certain issues on your site without actually naming any of the issues.
3:41 PM
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