New website is under construction.

Oct 25, 2012

15 Greatest Avengers Quotes

"Aren't the stars and stripes a little... old fashioned?"

Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mighiest Heroes" type thing.

Steve Rogers: When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.

Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.

Steve Rogers: How can you not trust Fury?
Tony Stark: He's a spy, he's THE spy. His secrets have secrets. 

Thor: We on Asgard pretend that we are more advanced, but we, we come here battling like Bilgesnipe.

Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!

Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose. 

Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Natasha Romanoff: [watching the aliens come toward them] This is just like Budapest all over again.
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently. 

Bruce Banner: Are you here to kill me, Miss Romanoff? Because that's not gonna work out for everyone. 

Steve Rogers: We have orders, we should follow them.
Tony Stark: Following's not really my style.
Steve Rogers: And you're all about style, aren't you?
Tony Stark: Of the people in this room, which one is A - wearing a spangly outfit and B - not of use?

World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Nick Fury: I still believe in heroes.

Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I shall not be bullied by...
[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]
The Hulk: [leaving] Puny god.


Got any more to add?

3 comments:

R. Mac Wheeler said...

oh my god...you made my day!!

rainingink said...

Black Widow: Regimes fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that. I'm Russian, or I was.

Loki: Your world in the balance and you bargain for the life of one man? Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
Black Widow: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

Tara Maya said...

Oooo, good ones.