She Thinks, He Thinks

Her: He's hitting on me. What does it say about his expectations of relationships that I'm pushing a baby carriage, and that doesn't spell MARRIED?

Him: She got knocked up once, she must be willing and able.

Her: On the other hand, it is kinda flattering. I guess despite that extra thirty pounds, I'm still hot!

Him: I like big butts, I can not lie.