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Sep 24, 2010

Dumb But Hilarious Writing

"I did it with my last baby and it wasn't totally accurate."

-- referring to a test that predicts the gender of a baby

Hm. It wasn't "totally" accurate? Either it was accurate or it wasn't, riiiiiight? Unless what you really mean is, "Well it predicted a male, but my baby boy is suspiciously fond of Tinky Winky."

(The real answer, in case you were wondering? The test is a scam.)

5 comments:

C. N. Nevets said...

In EMT class last night we were taught how to use a device that tests if a patient has died or not.

Unfortunately, the last time the instructor warned us that it's not always 100% accurate.

Tara Maya said...

Vampires really throw off the reading.

C. N. Nevets said...

As shapeshifters throw off the gender test.

Tara Maya said...

Now it all makes sense!

C. N. Nevets said...

Hey anytime. Always glad to ... ehm... help...