Tara Maya's Tales

Dear lord. Why am I watching this? Three times in a row? There is, but of course, a translation from the Klingon: Oppan Klingon Style Klingon Style qavan raHtar. be' 'IHqu' SoH. Qapla' jay'! Ha' Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich'khoo soch ka-plaa' jaay, chaa I salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let's go! 'Iw HIq Datlhutlh. SoH qalegh. Qut, Qut. QeDpIn be' je. maw'. Eeww hreek da-tlootl. Schoch ka-lerrh. Khroot, khroot. Kedepin beh jeh. Mao. You drink bloodwine. I see you. Dirty. Dirty. Science officer and lady. Crazy. nughoStaH nuq? parmaq, manga'chuq. Qut Ha' maruch nu-hrrosh-tach nook. par-maak, maa-ngaat-schook. Khroot, hraa, maa-rootsch. What is coming toward us? Romance and sex. Dirty. Let's go. Let's do this! If that left you with a lingering blood lust, and the need to say, kill an impala, here you go. You'll thank me later.

The new movie looks pretty damn good. I'll have to take my mom, an old trekkie from the days of the first series, to go see it.